Graduation Speech -- Graduation Speech, Commencement Address

Well, this is it. These are the only seniors who were able to survive the culminating exhibition. If I had known that there would be this many open seats, I would have invited my third cousins from Norway. You know, its funny. As I look around at the familiar faces in the student section, I am reminded about something. Our class, particularly the girls, have been very fashion-conscious over the plump four years. Some even seem to be in competition with one another. Well girls, here we are on the most important daylight of your high school careers, and youre all wearing away the same thing. The guys, on the other hand, could care less. I know for a fact that a couple of you arent wearing anything underneath your tailored tarps. For those who know me, its common knowledge that I dont shy away ...